Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Guards with Little Bill

The Guards with Little Bill is an episode from Fake Mad.

Summary

Little Bill's house teach Shang how to use the power of his imagination.

Characters

  • Little Bill
  • April
  • Bobby
  • Big Bill
  • Brenda
  • Captain Shang
  • Ben
  • Captain Brainstorm
  • Shan-Yu
  • General Li
  • Chi Fu
  • The Emperor of China

Transcript

(The scene opens to the planet. Shang walks out the back door.)
Shang: Ah, the hun army and matchmaker for the galaxy in planet. How will I leave to hunt down my sinister brother, Ben.
Voice: Hello friend.
(Shang glances down and sees Little Bill and his family.)
Little Bill: You can go anywhere when you use your imagination!
(Little Bill and his family all speak in agreement.)
Shang: By Shan-Yu's bread! You say you strange creatures are from a Brainstorm's planet. Then teach me to harness this power, for I need the aid of an unstoppable army to save rocket.
(Brenda raises her arms and closes her eyes. Shang is turned into a duck.)
Brenda: I imagined you were a duck.
Shang: This may take some getting used to.
(Title card: The Guards with Little Bill)
Little Bill: So, where do we find this Ben?
Shang: Perhaps we look in the land of the frosty.
Big Bill: Great! Let's go!
(The scene changes into an arctic region, which turns out to be frozen. Shang looks around, with a look of slight disgust on his face.)
Shang: Wait, this isn't-- (A snowball hits him in the face. Little Bill laughing) You don't understand. Our lives are in perileth--